invisiblechickens:

twigfingers:

bornforthismiserybusiness:

profoak:

how does porn make money if i can literally just search free porn

How do musicians make money when you can literally just download free music?

Musicians make a lot of money from touring

when’s the last time you went to a live porn concert

yesterday with ur mom

I want to be your favorite place to go when you’ve had a bad day or a good day.
(via niccoolleeyy)
Call me at 4 am, and tell me it’s because you want to hear my voice.
(via r2—d2)

(Source: klasszik)

They say you are what you eat, but I ain’t no pussy.
My advice is simple: if you want something, work your ass off for it.
Camille Leblanc-Bazinet (via whatshouldcrossfitterscallme)

end0skeletal:

In case you are sad here are some animals wearing sweaters.

insertlesbianhere:

insertlesbianhere:

insertlesbianhere:

i’m gonna be a lesbian ghost for halloween

booooooooooobs

fuck you this is golden

You don’t have to be pretty like her. You can be pretty like you.
One of the most freeing things I have ever heard (via lindsaylately)

(Source: firecannotkillabadwolf)

kawaiigod:

if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing

(Source: zootedboy)

  • me: wow i finally understand math
  • moves on to next question
  • me: what the hell is this
why the fuck am i crying
literally me during any situation that is slightly emotional  (via hawthorwn)

Seriously why am i

(via greeneyesee)

(Source: tommypickles)

laundromatic:

Do you ever get jealous of someone who interacts really well with a really close friend of yours, not because you have a crush on your friend or anything but because you’re jealous of how much you pale in comparison to them when you see how much of a better friend they are to the one you’re close to?


ergoproxy04:

reality-at-rest:

insp.

ergoproxy04 perfect lol

😂👌

(Source: stilimski)